Mammogram Jokes Male Breast Cancer--going For A Mammogram--what Should I Expect?

Male breast cancer--going for a mammogram--what should I expect? - mammogram jokes

I have a suspicious lump in the nipple and my doctor sent me for a mammogram. I want other people who were there to hear. Moreover, if it is "breast cancer, what can I expect? Seeking Treatment in a week to find the package. I have no rash or secretion. I am 48 years old, normal weight and no, I'm not "man boobs" or smoke.

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Keep the jokes to a minimum, please.